“I’m a writer, full of myself and my words. I will treat you like a character in one of my novels and leave you on page 369, but before I do, I will tell your story like no one else has.”

There are cheesier literary pick-up lines out there. I like this one, inspired by the Bard himself:

Now is the winter of my discontent. Won’t you make it glorious summer by going out with me?
— From Shakespeare Pick Up Lines

 
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